Slanting Coconut palms Along the Beaches

A tale of old
Legends had it that the coconut palms along the beaches of Malacca were caused by humans.
Apparently when Admiral Cheng Hoe first landed in to Malacca
A team of his men stayed back behind to serve the "Princess" who was married to the then Sultan.
They did not  have much choice so when frustrated they went after the locals female folks there.
In the deep of nights they would meet with their new found loves along the beaches
Well,they romanced under the coconut palms,
After a  prolong period meetings and matings leaning against the coconut palms,the palms under their immense pressure and heavy weights,the  soft sandy condition slowly gave way.
Bending a little at a time.
Well,there you are - that was why the palms along the beaches were bended slantingly.


Just an old joke.No hard feelings.

Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat Hari Raya  to all Muslim friends.



Now whose house shall I go first.Also there are so many open houses around to follow up.Ain't it lovely?.

Two Good Friends & A Bear

Two friends went hiking in a virgin jungle
They came upon a bear -fierce ferocious looking beast and about to attack them
On seeing this,their first instinct were to run away as fast as they could
But one of them hesitated to put on his running shoes
"Why are you putting on your running shoes?',said the other,"You cannot outrun the bear?".
"True",replied the other,"but I can outrun you".



Of course,this joke was not my origin but heard it somewhere.

An Apple A Day

This joke is from Radio FM - the Fat Ze & Sexy Zara Show.

A dentist and a doctor fell affectionately for the same lady.
One day the dentist had to leave town for a week.
Before he left he gave the lady seven apples
Requesting her to consume each of them per day.

Now ,why he made that request?

Good,- because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Chinese Fights with The Nose

This joke was recorded from a television show.

Accordingly the Koreans fights with Tae Kun Do
shouting "Hi Hak hi hak" with brutal force

Then the Japanese fights with Karate
also emulating almost sounds as the Koreans
" Hu Ha hau" also similarly with brutal force

But we,the Chinese according to the joke fights with our nose
Don't believe me?
Just look at Bruce Lee's fighting style.At the beginning of every fight, he  always presses his thumb to his nose first,snarling at the opponents.
That is why people says the Chinese fights with the nose.