Parking Space 

A Pastor parked his car at a no parking zone near to a market because after circling the area a couple of times and  he could not locate a parking meter around.

In a haste to met his appointment he just parked  and  scribed a note  and pinned it under the wind shield wiper.The note read like this:-
 "Having circled the area for more than ten times,I still could not find a parking space.And if I do not parked here,I will missed my appointment.

Forgive me for my trespasses".

On returning he found a summon along with a note from a Police Officer.Written on the note were as follows:-

"I, too, have circled this area for years and if I do not issued you a ticket.I will lose my job.

Lead us not into temptation".

Brand New Hat 


One day at a road corner stood an old lady.Suddenly her skirt was blown up by a strong gust of wind . Her dress was  up exposing her thighs and legs.Instead holding her dress down to cover up, her hands held strongly onto her hat.

An old dignified gentleman took note of that , went straight to her.He immediately reprimanded her,saying,"Ma'am,you ought to be ashamed of yourself for letting your skirt blew up around you.That is indecent,while your hands held on to the hat".

Without hesitation the little old lady yielded  back at him,"Look here,Mister.Everything down there  is more than seventy years old but the hat is brand new".

Sum Thin Long 

A Chinese couple had a baby,had the nurse brought to them their new born baby.It was a beautiful baby with a dark complexion.Without a doubt,it was a lovely baby although dark in skin color.

"Congratulations" the nurse said to the parents 
"What would you name the baby",asked the Nurse.

"Well"replied the puzzled father,Mr.Sum .And rubbing his chin thoughtfully continued,"I think - we will call him Sum Thing Wrong".