Alma Matar Of Old Old School Mater

Recently at Alma Mater of a couple of old,old school mates at a restaurant cum bar,a couple was seated at a table where they had a full view of the bar.

While enjoying themselves with their old friends the husband noted that his wife was starring passionately at  a drunkard drinking wildly at the bar. The anxious husband asked her,"Darling,do you know him?".

"Yes",replied the dear wife with a sigh
"He was an old friend - I was told he took to drinking after we split  years back.And I heard he has been crying over it since then".

"My God",her husband chipped in,"Who would have imagined such a person would have been celebrating for so long?".

With that remark the wife slapped him on the face and left in a hush.Within months they were..............................

About Wives.

Two men were talking about their wives.

One said."My wife is an angel".

The other replied,"That is very nice but mine is terrible,she is alive".

Advertising For A Wife

An advertisement appeared in a reknown newspaper on Sunday of a man wanting a wife with his contact number attached.
Early the following morning,he received a dozen replies saying." You can have mine".


 

A cockoo's Nest ?

Does a cockoo built its own nest?
"Well....................."replied a young boy.
 "no - it lives in a cock".