Mary and her "little" Lambs

Mary was a mother of half a dozen daughters whom she fondly referred as her little lambs.These young girls were a cheeky lot from the very beginning.All extremely flirtitious at a tender age.All of them in their teens.

The trouble really began when the eldest took in a love in lover.Their love nest happened to adjacent to another room of another house.You know terrace housings all bed rooms were adjacent to neighbors,so near one could over hear what were transpiring on the other side.So long every one behaved themselves there were no problems.

The real problems only came when they began making love at a torrent space.Now mating is the sweetest thing in life but should those involved abused their sole rights then it became intolerable.Should they mated softly without disturbing the occupants of the other room who cares what they do?.

This young couple I mentioned became so excited and intense in their mating that they over did it. Their love making became so violently  aggressive and strong.That young man must have used his  full brute force,might and strength in it,that  their actions caused the whole floor of their floor to rattle,shook or vibrated like that of an earthquarke.

As long that vibrating and rattling do not reach to other room it caused no disturbances but unfortunately it did.Their actions woke up those in the adjacent room.Should that happened once in a while it be okay but the whole thing continued and repeated over the mornings that followed.

Following a few early mornings of this the neighbor made a complaint to mother,Mary.
"I will take of them and advised accordingly:"she assured the neighbor.
At home she called up the young upstart and reprimanded accordingly,"Grrrr After you have finished with my daughter,come to my room upstairs"..



to be continued.

Parking Space 

A Pastor parked his car at a no parking zone near to a market because after circling the area a couple of times and  he could not locate a parking meter around.

In a haste to met his appointment he just parked  and  scribed a note  and pinned it under the wind shield wiper.The note read like this:-
 "Having circled the area for more than ten times,I still could not find a parking space.And if I do not parked here,I will missed my appointment.

Forgive me for my trespasses".

On returning he found a summon along with a note from a Police Officer.Written on the note were as follows:-

"I, too, have circled this area for years and if I do not issued you a ticket.I will lose my job.

Lead us not into temptation".

Brand New Hat 


One day at a road corner stood an old lady.Suddenly her skirt was blown up by a strong gust of wind . Her dress was  up exposing her thighs and legs.Instead holding her dress down to cover up, her hands held strongly onto her hat.

An old dignified gentleman took note of that , went straight to her.He immediately reprimanded her,saying,"Ma'am,you ought to be ashamed of yourself for letting your skirt blew up around you.That is indecent,while your hands held on to the hat".

Without hesitation the little old lady yielded  back at him,"Look here,Mister.Everything down there  is more than seventy years old but the hat is brand new".

Sum Thin Long 

A Chinese couple had a baby,had the nurse brought to them their new born baby.It was a beautiful baby with a dark complexion.Without a doubt,it was a lovely baby although dark in skin color.

"Congratulations" the nurse said to the parents 
"What would you name the baby",asked the Nurse.

"Well"replied the puzzled father,Mr.Sum .And rubbing his chin thoughtfully continued,"I think - we will call him Sum Thing Wrong".

Alma Matar Of Old Old School Mater

Recently at Alma Mater of a couple of old,old school mates at a restaurant cum bar,a couple was seated at a table where they had a full view of the bar.

While enjoying themselves with their old friends the husband noted that his wife was starring passionately at  a drunkard drinking wildly at the bar. The anxious husband asked her,"Darling,do you know him?".

"Yes",replied the dear wife with a sigh
"He was an old friend - I was told he took to drinking after we split  years back.And I heard he has been crying over it since then".

"My God",her husband chipped in,"Who would have imagined such a person would have been celebrating for so long?".

With that remark the wife slapped him on the face and left in a hush.Within months they were..............................

About Wives.

Two men were talking about their wives.

One said."My wife is an angel".

The other replied,"That is very nice but mine is terrible,she is alive".

Advertising For A Wife

An advertisement appeared in a reknown newspaper on Sunday of a man wanting a wife with his contact number attached.
Early the following morning,he received a dozen replies saying." You can have mine".