One fine holiday Ah Kow,a dutiful husband decided to give the lawn a mowing with his lawn-mower.It worked pretty well for some minutes before it gave out a ,out sound and went dead.The poor thing tus broke down.
Getting agitated he moved back into his garage.Instead of sending it for repairs he left it idle at a corner.He had always meant to have it repaired as soon as he has the tie to do it,but somehow whenever he wanted to go into it there were always other tings which required his immediate attention first.
That unfortunately happened once too often.This somehow caught his wife's attention and the grasses in the lawn had grown higher.So one fine day as he entered his house's compound he was surprised to see his wife squatting in the garden,amidst the tall grasses.
Know what? She was trimming the grasses with a tiny scissor.However instead of blowing his top he stayed quietly watching her at work.Then suddenly he turned around to slip into their house Moments later he returned armed with a tooth brush in hand.He handed it to his wife and said in a nice and sexy tone,"Rose Darlin',after you finished the lawn,you might as well clean the drive way with this tooth brush .
The stunned wife stood up and delivered a big slap on his face and went into the house.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Happy Birthday
A man one day woke up for the day expecting all his family embers would wished him "Happy Birthday" on such an auspicious day. But unsuspectingly no was was at hand to do that.Well.with a chuckle,he though that every one seem to have forgotten about him or his birthday.So sadly he left for work.
At his office,his secretary on seeing him wished him "Happy Birthday,Boss",this, made him extremely happy as someone finally though of him.What a pleasant surprise of course and of all person his pretty secretary remembered him.
No one else bothered him tat day - nothing unusual .However the sexy and pretty secretary invited him to have lunch with her to celebrate his birthday.Happily he agreed.
They enjoyed a lunch together and thereafter she invited him to her condominium for a coffee which he accepted readily without a second thought.
At her condo she made him comfottably seated on a couch while she adjourned into her room to freshen up a little . Excited the man sat on the couch while his thoughts ran wild in his mind thinking amusely that she was to change onto something more sexy ad seducing.So as his mind ran astray he began to undress himse;f making himself readily available for reciece her in his arms.
His undressing was quick as lightning but his happiness was cut short as out of the secretary's room came his entirely family and friends with a lighted birthday cake.What a pleasant surprise indeed for him or hs was already completely naked.His family and friendly was caught in amazement of his nakedness.
What a surprise indeed.
The joke not mine.Nevertheless this I am sure should put a laugh on you.
At his office,his secretary on seeing him wished him "Happy Birthday,Boss",this, made him extremely happy as someone finally though of him.What a pleasant surprise of course and of all person his pretty secretary remembered him.
No one else bothered him tat day - nothing unusual .However the sexy and pretty secretary invited him to have lunch with her to celebrate his birthday.Happily he agreed.
They enjoyed a lunch together and thereafter she invited him to her condominium for a coffee which he accepted readily without a second thought.
At her condo she made him comfottably seated on a couch while she adjourned into her room to freshen up a little . Excited the man sat on the couch while his thoughts ran wild in his mind thinking amusely that she was to change onto something more sexy ad seducing.So as his mind ran astray he began to undress himse;f making himself readily available for reciece her in his arms.
His undressing was quick as lightning but his happiness was cut short as out of the secretary's room came his entirely family and friends with a lighted birthday cake.What a pleasant surprise indeed for him or hs was already completely naked.His family and friendly was caught in amazement of his nakedness.
What a surprise indeed.
The joke not mine.Nevertheless this I am sure should put a laugh on you.
Twelve Lovely Cigars
A man once had twelve lovely cigars which he brought an insurance for them.
The insurance agent closed the deal with him.
There after a while the man began to enjoy smoking all those lovely cigars.Subsequently,he sued the insurance company for the smoked cigars.The insurance company lost the case and paid the man $ 15,000/=.
The man was happy with his winning the case with ease.
However, his happiness was short lived as te insurance company countered sued him for causing arson on the part of the man.The man thereafter was fined $ 24,000/=. for the offense.
A friend told me this joke sometime back.
The insurance agent closed the deal with him.
There after a while the man began to enjoy smoking all those lovely cigars.Subsequently,he sued the insurance company for the smoked cigars.The insurance company lost the case and paid the man $ 15,000/=.
The man was happy with his winning the case with ease.
However, his happiness was short lived as te insurance company countered sued him for causing arson on the part of the man.The man thereafter was fined $ 24,000/=. for the offense.
A friend told me this joke sometime back.
A Dutch Traveler
A Dutch traveler once arrived at a Thai Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur.Without hesitation he requested a waiter,"What is your restaurant's speciality?".
"Well",replied the waiter,"chicken's tongues curry"
"This dish consisted of chicken's tongues only".
"No,no"replied the Dutchman,"I do not take anything that comes out of the chicken mouth".
Subsequently he placed for very simple dish.
Like to what he ordered?."Scambled eggs".
Well,hence the Thai waiter understood what the Dutchman preferred.
Heh heh so do we?
"Well",replied the waiter,"chicken's tongues curry"
"This dish consisted of chicken's tongues only".
"No,no"replied the Dutchman,"I do not take anything that comes out of the chicken mouth".
Subsequently he placed for very simple dish.
Like to what he ordered?."Scambled eggs".
Well,hence the Thai waiter understood what the Dutchman preferred.
Heh heh so do we?
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Love Thy Neighbor..................................................
Pastor : Dear John,why is your right face so redish?
John : I followed your advice,Padre - Love Thy neighbor.So when I told my beautiful neighbor that I love her.She instantly gave a big slap on my face.That is why?
Oh oh?
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John : I followed your advice,Padre - Love Thy neighbor.So when I told my beautiful neighbor that I love her.She instantly gave a big slap on my face.That is why?
Oh oh?
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Thursday, September 1, 2011
Ghost Buster
Some thing strange in your neighborhood
Who are you going to call?.
Well.the ghost buster of course.
Who are you going to call?,
the ghost buster -the greatest of whom is non other then Fabian Cheah.
Heh!!! heh!.
For I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
Who are you going to call?.
Well.the ghost buster of course.
Who are you going to call?,
the ghost buster -the greatest of whom is non other then Fabian Cheah.
Heh!!! heh!.
For I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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