Brand New Hat 


One day at a road corner stood an old lady.Suddenly her skirt was blown up by a strong gust of wind . Her dress was  up exposing her thighs and legs.Instead holding her dress down to cover up, her hands held strongly onto her hat.

An old dignified gentleman took note of that , went straight to her.He immediately reprimanded her,saying,"Ma'am,you ought to be ashamed of yourself for letting your skirt blew up around you.That is indecent,while your hands held on to the hat".

Without hesitation the little old lady yielded  back at him,"Look here,Mister.Everything down there  is more than seventy years old but the hat is brand new".