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Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Birthday Present

One year the Shorty Sgt.Kerk gave his dear mother-in-law a very good present.That was a well placed cemetery plot.

The following year he gave her nothing.

When his wife asked him,"Why?".

He smiled cheekily and replied,"Well,your  dear mother has not used that present I gave her last year". 

Without hesitation his dear wife administered a big slapped on his stupid face and immediately he saw stars.

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