A retired Capt.Kerk of the Home Guard of the aged was happily tugged in bed with his wife when he was abruptly a waken up by his wife.She appeared angry and in a rough tone asked him,"It is our wedding anniversary today and you have forgotten about it.I insist you buy me a present by to-morrow morning".
The tired old balled and shorty Capt.replied,"Okay dear,I will give a present to-morrow morning". The Capt.left home very early that morning.
The following morning,his wife on looking out of the window, she saw a package in the post box at their front gate. So,putting on her sleeping gown she hurried down to the post box and happily took the package into her house.
On opening she was astonished to find a new weighing machine within that package.That weighing machine had been missing from her bathroom for several days.
Well,since then the stupid pseudo Capt.Kerk had been missing for the last few days.Missing in action I supposed.
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