Another retired Capt.(an impostor) wanted to make his old wife happy asked her graciously,"Darling,to-morrow is our 20th.Wedding Anniversary,and I want to buy you a nice present.What do you expect from me,dear?".
The elated wife ponder over for a moment then answered,"Darling,You don't have to be lavish,just buy something with diamonds in it will do".
Happily the Capt. went out to purchase the present.He then presented the neatly wrapped package to his dear wife,"Here is the present,Darling".
Seeing the beautifully packet,she happily added," Oh, you Darlin' you shouldn't have brought so big a present,really". On opening she found only a pack of playing cards within.In anger she pointed her fingers at him shouting," You you........BBa.........".
Hastily,the stingy Capt.replied,"But.....Darling you said you wanted something with diamonds in it.This pack of playing cards has plenty of them within".
Thereafter the wife ran after him with a broom and the stupid Capt.has been missing since then.
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